+Hail To Thee, Fat Person
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"Clean the plate,
All Good Soldiers lyrics

all good soldiers crack like boulders
The sun climbs up to a razon,
violins, new boots, and numbers on a c
 because children are starving in Europe."
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
   was ever heard of.
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would ke
Noble End lyrics

He grew up with nothing
He lived and died poor
A father of four
He left his family temporarily
For
p the children from starving
   in Europe.
But I was wrong.  They kept starving.  And I got fat.
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
   or in some other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and
The Fimbul Winter lyrics

On the other side we'll stand
We're the strong
In another world we'll meet
You'll b
you see a fat person,
Do not scoff at that fat person.  Oh no!
Take off your hat.  Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up high.  And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out of war!"