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>From: phillipg@microsoft.UUCP (Phillip Garding)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Paul Revere
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Date: 7 Dec 89 20:03:40 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp., Redmond WA
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Posted: Thu Dec  7 12:03:40 1989
     "Th
Feeding Her lyrics

I could teach your tongue to taste
She whispered, she, who did not show
Naked ran her feet in vain
Weakness racked her bones, it knew
Feet like those will not remain
Wasted was her breath upon him
Laughs and cries to 
e Ride of Paul Rever
e"
    Alan Sherman
from _My_Name_Is_Alan_
As the clock struck twelve that fateful night
In the town of Boston, Mass,
Our forefathers were sound asleep, of course.
From beneath their windows came a noise
That almost broke the glass:
'Twas a
 wild-eyed horseman on a breathless horse.
So our forefathers called out, "Who goes here?"
And the horseman answered, "Paul Revere."
So our forefathers climbed out of bed,
And they went to the window and said,
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, 
Antisocial lyrics

Get up, do what you want
Before, before its too late
Don't, don't worry yourself
Of others I don't think
Kick down the door
To hell for more
Severe injections - a lethal dose
Kick down the door
To hell with poverty
Cl
Paul Revere!
Please don't make all that noise around here.
How can we rest when from down in the street
Comes the clomping and the stomping of your horse's big feet.
"Go away or we'll call the police.
And report you're disturbing the peace!
Stop horsing around 
in the dark of the night.
Tell those people at the Old North church to turn out that light!
"Whatever you're trying to say, it'll keep;
Go to sleep, Paul Revere, go to sleep.
"Are you planning to stay until dawn?
Won't you please get tha
Sexual Power lyrics

He's the master of persuasion
he's so hot to be so cool
and he shatters my defenses
when he walks into the room
He possesses me with sexual power
he possesses me with sexual power
I can feel his magnetism
he's seducin
t horse off 
my lawn?
You're drunk and disorderly, feeling your oats.
Tell those strangers behind you to take off those silly red coats
"Why, you're carrying on like the British are here!
Go to sleep, go to sleep, Paul Revere.
Go to sleep, go to sleep, Paul Rever
e.
Go to sleep, go to sleep, Paul Revere."
(after music stops)
"The king will hear of this!"
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