(chorus) - i've got large genitals, that i show to elderly women, at the
cost of 5 dollars a head. i've got large genitals, bigger than your
mother's, 
9 Hands lyrics

(R.J. Johnson/The Honeyrods)
Voices all that's left inside 
and i just showed them to a guy named Fred.
oh lord. it's hard to be blessed like this: large testicles, and a large
penis. who could ask for anything more? they're lyin' when they sa
20 Years In The Making lyrics

If only my hear spoke, the things it would tell me
To hold onto meaning, keep on dream
y size
doesn't matter. imagine how hard it is on my bladder. i can't go sideways
through my front door.
(chorus)
there's a million uses for my dick. i whip it out, and locks i can pic
All I Had Going Is Gone lyrics

The day that we met
I'll never forget
Was the luckiest day 
k.
like a swiss army knife only bigger. it likes a martini with a twist of
lime. it's a philanthropist, and it fights crime. did you know that george
burke is a wigger?
(chorus)